Happy, happy me (stuck on a fence), enjoying the two mile walk.
I'm in Scotland. Today I have fallen down a cliff, got stuck in a bog, waded through a half frozen river that then leaked into my wellies, climbed a load of hills, got stuck on a fence and somersaulted of another fence onto my back into the road. Needless to say, my hair is a mess. During my time in Scotland me and my friend discovered the cookbook Making the Most of your Microwave. It is the funniest cookbook I have ever seen. Microwave Roast Turkey anyone? You should all read it and be horrified. It also goes to show that some people never learn about metallic blue eyeshadow.