Thursday, 29 January 2009

You Suck UK (.com)

Through my many virtual travels on the World Wide Web I have discovered many wonderful ‘LOL’ things which I have been meaning to share with all you guys. These hourly (++) long trips are the results of a severe disease I have called Procrastination. Symptoms include avoiding important academic work, taking a break after doing only 10% of important academic work, blogging/reading blogs, and also finding excuses to shop online as a form of avoidance, I.E. today I decided I needed a new keyboard as my one makes to much ‘Tap-Tap’ noises and is the cause of many typos. If you have any similar symptoms my diagnose (as friendly advice, I am in no shape or form claiming I am a doctor of any sort) is to SMACK HEAD REPEATEDLY and snap the hell out of it. Maybe I should take some of my own advice.

So back to how the UK Sucks (in a good way), let me introduce you to Suck UK Designs. This is a website that sells truly hilarious gifts and makes me think, ‘WOW! HOW THE HECK DID THEY COME UP WITH THAT!’ Although a teeny bit pricey for my overflowing purse (overflowing with receipts, not cash...), it is still fun to look at! Some of my favourites include:

The 'Happy Birthday' Cake mould:
Genius I tell you! For all you lazy bums out there, go to your local supermarket, pick up a Devil's Choc Fudge Cake mixture, mix it all up, pop in this cake mould and Bob's your Uncle you have a perfect Birthday Cake....
The Smokin' Mitts:
Now, I am not promoting smoking because it is not cool people! But these, these are friggin' cool!! Its amazing. I shouldn't even need to be typing this. Just look, LOOK DAMMIT! AND ONE SIZE FITS ALL, just like the 'magic gloves' we all had as kids

The Clock Mirror:
If like me you have to put your bedroom clock forward 15minutes because you always spend too long getting ready, I say look to invest in this genius mirror. I have to admit, I do enjoy spending 20minutes putting on mascara and stroking my face with the oh-so-soft powder brush, but it is not helpful in fulfilling my time-keeping skills. If I owned this I could put my make up on AND look at the time with a simple swift downward rotation of the eyeball! However, this will only work if my eyes were not closed due to the relaxation of said powder brush....

These are just some of the things they have and it is just to mad that someone actually put their magic brain to work and invented these things. You will be amazed! No doubt some of the stuff stocked in this site will be available in Urban Outfitters soon - can't you just see it in the home section?
Another amazing thing is this Cadbury chocolate advert..it is TOO funny!! I would love to know what all the non-UK readers think because it makes me smile every time I watch it on the TV...and the music choice is on point! The boys face never fails to make me laugh....ENJOY!


No 'plastering my mug all over ya screens' aka outfit picture today due to university deadlines which doesn't put me in the mood to photograph my clothing's! Yup...I am procrastinating again, right now, when I am supposed to be starting this bloody essay!

Oh! Thanks everyone for all the comments! I do love reading them all and I appreciate everyone...especially the ones which somewhat indicated that someone has taken the time to read my nonsense instead of just looking at my nonsense photographs. Oh and Lottie, I will do that tag thing...soon ^_^!

Now...urm back to work! I love how I can so easily write 500words on this blog yet I get a frazzled brain block when it comes to Uni work...

8 comments:

sandraaa_xo said...

lol i've heard so much about that advert!
and ooh im checking out that website!

emma said...

ah that clock mirror is crazyyy

kandace said...

I love this post. At this very moment I should be doing homework but instead I'm shopping online and obviously reading blogs. When will I ever learn?

Ana said...

Haha great post. I love witty "stuff"

yiqin; said...

I always buy those brownie mixtures & all but they never turn out right :/

Casey said...

hahhaa I just died when I saw that commercial. Fantastic!

Elisa said...

the mirror looks amazing!!!

MULANNE said...

i absolutely lovee that cadbury ad! its so amazing especially when she comes out with the balloon! perrrfect!