This morning when I was looking for stories to post I discovered some things.
Peaches Geldof (who I seem to mention a lot on here... what is up with that) is trying to start 'Cray-Cray'. As in 'crazy'. As in, 'Peaches Geldof is Cray-Cray'.
Also, Paris Hilton doesn't have a friend who will say 'Dude, your dress is totally see-through, maybe don't wear it with a thong on stage in front of a lot of people and cameras'. And also, 'Paris, you're a bit drunk, let's get you off that stage and into bed.'
And apparently Kate Middleton is stealing my dream of opening a cool bakery. Except mine will be in Covent Garden or Manhatten. To be honest though, if she becomes queen she wins hands down no matter where her shop is. Even if it's in Hackney.